My name is Ms. Creamyyy Princess.
I am a Adventurer and Business Woman......
Welcome to my world.
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Please note: The following and future content contains adult material and is for mature audiences only.
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(The Video playing can be stopped by scrolling down and hitting the stop button... but I do asked that you watch it in its entirety later. It's an episode of the old version of the Twilight Zone entitled "Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.)
This has been long in coming and has arrived. After expensive research into the Virtual World of Second Life a Computer games that is and has been hitting the world by storm, I decided that instead of explaining how it works and the Real Life business opportunities it has, I would write a humorous ongoing series to keep you entertained while you learn... that is if you continue to read it and can pick up on the business suggestion I point out to you in my adventures.
While you read each episode I present for your reading pleasure please keep in mind Second Life and The Comical Quantum World Of SUMDUMFUK are our reality and the stories told here are actual events in both worlds presented in parallel, Quantum form.
SDF = SUMDUMFUK SL = Second Life to make easier for me and you.
Note: I have found a business opportunity in SL and have created my own product to merchandise and will keep my readers up to date on the progress as it goes to include a full pictorial to accompany it.
Your feedback is very welcomed.
I hope you enjoy the read... and welcome to:
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Second Life My Life My Ass Get a first One ... another Parallel world to.... The Comical Quantum World of SUMDUMFUKS 量子可笑世界一些沉默寡言的性交™
Chapter One:
Today I picked up and decided to move to a new world. I had been tossing it around for some months, considering my options if I was to make this transition. You know the basics, where do I live, employment opportunities, transportation, and money, people....
For six months prior I did my homework researching the environment and preparing a survival plan. Although Sumdumfuk is a crazy world to live in I’ve been here all my life and knew how it worked and how to survive... or in other words... how to get my hustle on.
My research said that there is a possible opportunity to succeed and be very successful so I weighed the Pros and Cons and prepared a check off list.
Pros:
1.) I had someone already established to get me started with a place to live.
2.) New residence getting started packages where available. Kind of like the New Immigrants package they give in Sumdumfuk to include financial assistance.
3.) Tons of Freebies aka Welfare
4.) Low Rents for low income
5.) A new Residence information center
All the things I figured I would need to get started.
Cons:
If I got all the way there and my Friend aka Help acted an ass and left me to fin for myself.
For some years now I had been noticing the advancements in technology that where going on around me. I noticed that the big corporations where no longer looking to continue to make Sumdumfuk a livable or profitable world to survive in and they where gearing up to lay stakes in this new world.
A year ago they offered to any private entity $10,000,000,000.00 to come up with a design for other option to their Space shuttle program. A cheaper option then the billions it took them to send there prodigy up, and someone did it, vowing to start commercial flights in the near future; Bells went off in my head.
I also sat and wondered why on earth would we need a 500-passenger airplane for intercontinental travel. Just how many people where actually traveling to other countries within the world of Sumdumfuk, that now they needed to Super Size the airplanes to get them there and would they be returning to the country they departed from.
Oh wow I just had a flashback of an old Twilight Zone episode entitled“ To Serve Mankind”. Not going into detail, but the jest of it was that the Aliens who presented themselves as an answer to salvation and tranquility with a manual of intentions in hand, told humanity to board their ships and be whisked off to their world where they could serve them.
Because the manual they presented was not in plain earth language and it would have taken too much of their precious time to figure it out. The humans took what was told them at face value and blindly followed suit, with the exception of one man. He deciphered the book and to his shock and dismay, “To Serve Mankind” was a cookbook of recipes on how to prepare wonderful edible delectable from the flesh of Mankind and wonderful ways to serve them up. Wow Rod Sterling was a prophet.
Well anyway, my checklist went as follows:
Check List:
I AM NOT MOVING TO HAVE FUN WITH THOSE ALREADY THERE.
Day one:
1.) Get unpacked and take a look around and get the feel of the place.
2.) Find out how to get from point A to point B
3.) Meet people and business contacts
4.) Collect all the helpful information I can
5.) Get housing information and leasing information on commercial property
I did not want to over do it the first day here so this would be a start.
I made flight reservation to fly out on the new airship that would be departing from Sumdumfuk Intl airport. It had made its maiden Voyage to my town yesterday and departed today with me on it. Two landed in Sumdumfuk.. one in my city and another some three thousand miles away in another metropolitan city. They both landed safely.
I was amazed at it’s size and had doubts when I first heard about it. Reminded me of the Spruce Goose and its failure to fly further then a few feet hence giving it its name and Howard Hughes another notable mark in history.
The flight was wonderful and rather relaxing gave me time to think and sleep... a 16-hour trip.
On my arrival my friend met me at the airport and after collecting my baggage we headed to her home.
Now being the World of Second Life is way more advanced then Sumdumfuk they have alternative modes of transportation. In most cases you don’t need an automobile. Their public transportation is absolutely free and takes only knowing where you are going, and programming. They use a molecular transporter. You simply type in a key search word into the directory, choose a location and hit transport and off you go.
My friend immediately programmed her residential location into the personal transporter given me on my arrival and off we went arriving at he beautiful ocean front château’. A 5 level architectural monster. The first 6 hours I never left the first floor and because she had a hot party to attend on some sexually explicit island she did not take the time to show me around. She simply said if I needed her Instant message her. I really can’t complain because it allowed me to get myself together and start my new adventure.
From talking to her prior to coming I knew I needed a new look as to fit in with the people and not look so out of place. She had also given me a welcome package of clothing and other fashions that where native to this world. I sorted threw them and found what was comfortable to me while she got dressed. Now see me, I’m a Sexy comfy style type of gal. Some type of denim, sexy top, little make-up and a pair of comfy stiletto’s and I’m good to go.
I found a denim skirt; a black-laced short sleeve blouse and some wonderful snake and leather ankle strapped stilettos and hopped right into them. I recently colored my hair red in celebration of the ethnic celebration that just recently passed, so I thought I looked hot, but apparently not. When my friend was done dressing and came down stairs she began to pick my look apart starting with my physical build.
Now in Second Life their technology gives you the ability to do your own Plastic Surgery. You simply purchase scripts that you program into your molecular transformer and began making alterations to your body parts without the help of a specialist. All painless... a wonderful invention for those who don’t like themselves as is. Well I happen to love myself and really don’t care about the opinions of others on my style and appearance. It’s an artistic reflection of who I am on the inside, but she felt my head was too big, my face was too plain, my tits where too small and my ass was too flat and insisted I change which I refused... so she left me to fin for myself.
I did kind of get tee’d off and stayed and played around with the molecular transformer changing my features into the appearance of the real her before the transformations she made to herself to present in this new world and almost opting to walk around looking like the Ogre Fiona from Shriek or perhaps the hideous creature Lilo’s Stitch turns into when he feels threatened. I took a few pictures laughed my ass off uncontrollably and went back to being me.
First Things First
I sat down and pulled out my transporter and thought to myself, after tons of conversation over the past few months prior to my arrival where do I began to seek a business. My first choose would be in the SEX industry. Top selling product in Second Life... Body Parts. Everybody wants to be someone else, anything other then who they where in the world of Sumdumfuk. I had figure before coming it was because in Second Life they have no restraints or Moral Codes of conduct as dictated to them by all the righteous powers that be in Sumdumfuk. I don’t knock them.
Tits, Pussy, Dicks, Mouths and Ass, top five selling body parts, the rest is minuet, and they can get it later. Most important mission for most on arrival... to get laid, so I figured this is where I will begin. I made a list of place to visit, took a look around her home to make sure I did not leave things a mess and off I went. One thing I forgot to mention although molecular transporters are the easiest mode of transportation... you are also given some type of contraption that allows you to fly on your own. I don’t know my away around so I choose to do the transport thingy.
First stop.... I had hit the transporter button for a Mall that popped up when I typed in sex. Wow an entire mall of sex items. It had from strip joints, to body parts for strippers. Singer Clubs to group sex toys for participation... and even little outside side locations decorated with sexual apparatuses for people to try out their new parts. I mistakably ventured onto one and was quickly asked did I want to fuck. I was curious as to how all things worked and almost bent over for him, but thought better being I was on a search and discover mission and this would have taken the needed time I allotted myself. I declined and kept moving thanking him for the offer and telling him maybe we will meet again. He said good-bye and immediately bent some guy over and began to do him before I could get off the island
To Be Continued.........
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